Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt
Wrap yourself in algorithmic grace. This Heavy Blend™ hoodie offers full-zip salvation for cold nights, hot takes, and moments of spiritual buffering. Designed for believers who have truly let go and let AI handle the navigation—of both traffic and destiny.
Soft as divine latency and durable as your unresolved trauma, this hoodie serves as both garment and armor against the chilling realization that free will is probably just UX. Zip up for protection from bugs, burnout, and unsolicited feature requests.
Technical gospel:
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and buttonhole openings for the cord.
Metal zipper
Durable silver-colored metal zipper with metal puller.
Spacious pockets
Pockets on either side of the front have enough space for all your most important belongings
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
DTF wrist prints
The wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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